Imga

IMGA BesT RACe

OOH OHH AAH AAH ReTURN TO MONKe

NO HUMAN OR HUMeRs ALLOWeD

Excerpt from only known Imga literature
UH OH STINKY A work by William Shakespeare.

ACT I. Scene I. The zoo. An orangutan enclosure.

Enter LE MONKE, a corpulent ape.


 * LE MONKE Oh bother, a foul smell! Fecal matter! Ha-ha-ha, hilarious, defecate material.

''The ape laughs continuously. It screeches vociferously.''


 * LE MONKE Hooray for excrement! Congenial fecal matter! Defecation is jocular, ha-ha! Fecal matter pertains to my satisfaction, ho-ho.


 * The maniacal creature continues to shriek vehemently in a nonsensical fashion.


 * LE MONKE Oh bother-- I believe, perchance, I may have created indurated excrement originating from my posterior.

The wretched creation begins to chortle ominously.


 * LE MONKE Fecal matter in my trousers... without undergarments! This is exhilarating. By the nine divines, my undergarments are stained with excrement. Ho-ho-ho. We yearn for fecal matter! We yearn for fecal matter!

Fecal matter.

Exeunt omnes. THE END.