Slave (Argonian)

"There is nothing more satisfying than watching those scalies work away the rest of their miserable lives on my apple farm. Those lizards can be pretty attractive, too." -God
''Argonians, also known as "ouch, I hurt my saxheel", are the scalies of the TES universe. They are less liked than Khajiits, which is essentially the equivalent of preferring trash over garbage. At least there isn't as much fanart, amirite?''

HOME PROVINCE
''They live in the province of Black Marsh, which at one point was the criminal dump-site of the Empire. The land is also godawful-poor in terms of hospitable conditions for humans, and so it meets the requirements for being the Australia of Tamriel.''

ARGONIAN LANGUAGE
Mostly just hissing and autistic screeching.

RACE RELATIONS
''Argonians have a long history of being rightfully enslaved to the Dunmer, working the swamplands of Morrowind. However, at some point the role-play event got out of hand, resulting in the famous Argonian Invasion of Morrowind. Countless lives were lost, and to this day it is REE'd from the throats of all butthurt Dark Elf fanboys. It is one of many events in Tamrielic history where a role-playing event has led to the deaths of hundreds, souring relations with the other consenting group.''

RELIGION
''Argonians worship some tree-god-thing called the hist. Or was it called the mist? Whatever, their religion is stupid.''